- Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
- Me: don't
- Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
- Uterus: hardly any breaks??
- Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
- Uterus: if something were to
- Uterus: happen
everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees
I’m fucking freezing
WE ARE ONLY DESIGNED TO SURVIVE HOT WEATHER. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT DO.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!