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12:45pm April 23, 2014
12:44pm April 23, 2014

laughingstation:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

12:18pm April 23, 2014

decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

12:18pm April 23, 2014
  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen
12:17pm April 23, 2014

hurlscout:

l20music:

Holy SHIT!

That last one.

12:17pm April 23, 2014
11:56am April 23, 2014
charlesoberonn:

The best part of the Pxs update.

charlesoberonn:

The best part of the Pxs update.

11:56am April 23, 2014

pancakesaresosexy:

marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

WE ARE ONLY DESIGNED TO SURVIVE HOT WEATHER. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT DO.

11:55am April 23, 2014

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

11:55am April 23, 2014

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!